An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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