Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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