- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Black people. They are so kind.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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