- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What's up brah brah

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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