- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

brandon ya twwat

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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