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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Why did the black man die? He was shot

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

A black man comes home from work.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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