what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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