one day i went to bed

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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