A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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