Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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