Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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I killed someone today. :D

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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