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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

I need a good anti joke....

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Homosexuals are gay.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

This is a joke setup.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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