There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Rick Santorum 2012

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

melon

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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