Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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men's rights.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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