what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

skurfboards we love fat kids

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Jimmy Saville

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

My butt!!!!!!!!

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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