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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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