yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Womens rights

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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