- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

whats 2+2? 4

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

bacon

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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