Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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