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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

This is a joke setup.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

donald................duck for president

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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