What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Jesus was a good guy

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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