- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Knock knock. Death.

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