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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raping black women

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Women.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Do you know the muffin man? No

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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