Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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one day i went to bed

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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hi

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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