I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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hi

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Error 37.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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whats 2+2? 4

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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