- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Women.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

raping black women

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

knock knock how there me ok come in

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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