When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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IU football

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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