Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Soccer...

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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