why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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hi

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There's my tractor.

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Hi

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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