A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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american government

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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