Womens rights.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Woman Rights

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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