- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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