how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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