Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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poopoo

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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