- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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