rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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knock knock. come in.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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YOU

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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