- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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