- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What is better than a cat? Nothing

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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