- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Women's rights

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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