boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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YOU

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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An English man walks into a pub.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Penis.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Anti Joke

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