Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

? I hate niiggers ?

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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