What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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