What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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A whale's vagina

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Bake until golden at 375

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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