- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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