A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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