Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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