- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Woman rights.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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