yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Dani barton= lovely

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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