- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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