Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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donald................duck for president

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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