A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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kkk

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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