Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Jason Connor.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Women's rights.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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