A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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lol

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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