Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Anti Joke

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