You know what's catchy? A cold

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

ass in my face ? no

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

kkk

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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