- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Women's rights

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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