- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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