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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

ugh good riddance

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Cancer.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

mc hammers income.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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