- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Women's rights.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

ugh good riddance

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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