- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

why did the puppy poop? he had too

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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