- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Cancer.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

mc hammers income.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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