Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Nicolas Cage

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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