What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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NASCAR

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Jerry.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Patriarchy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Lets go Yankees

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Women's rights.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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