What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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