What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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