What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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