- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Knock knock ... No ones home

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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