I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Guess what? Holocaust

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

I never asked for this.

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