if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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I never asked for this.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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